Gay Spa Treatments

I was looking in my local bar guide (or bar rag as we so lovingly call it) and I saw an advertisement for Anal Bleaching. I was on the phone with my best friend and we looked it up on the wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching):

Anal bleaching is the practice of bleaching the pigmentation of the skin of light-skinned people around the anus. It is used for cosmetic purposes. A cream is used containing around 20% hydroquinone (a suspected carcinogen banned by several countries including France and the UK)[1][2][3][4] as an active ingredient.

So it's a cosmetic treatment. But I still didn't understand so Michael put it in better perspective:

It's a stunt to fool people into thinking your womb is pristine but it's really blasted and bruised from overuse and wear and tear. You know it's like when people can carbon date you by all the rings that they find back there, just like a tree.

I fell out laughing. The stunts people will pull to try to roll back the clock! You can paint it up and make it look nice, but I can still reach back there and check to see if the door is loose. I guess the next step is to produce a treatment to tighten it back up. Maybe they can take a page from Bugs Bunny and use some alum! Oh and I'm gonna read "light-skinned people" as white people (trying to be politically correct I guess), although I think some black kids might try this with some Ambi. Good luck.

Honestly. If you want to keep it pristine, treat it as such. You only get one. Treat it like the temple it is and ration it out to people that are gonna stick around and you don't have to worry about bleaching your hole and take a chance at the treatment giving you cancer!

Mess.