Gerber Baby

I had a interesting weekend. After working through a few kinks with my forum software, I decided to go out for a while. I text messaged a friend to see if he was going and he said that something came up and he couldn't come. Well, I guess I was going to be on my own yet again. But that's ok; as long as the beats the DJ are playing are cute, I should be fine.

Well A little while after getting there, I saw another friend and hung out with her. The crowd starting to get a bit larger and I danced with a few friends then walked around, avoiding the trolls that looked at me with "hungry eyes".

I then ran into my friend that said he couldn't come. Well it was a good thing I didn't make my plans dependent on him or I would have been in trouble! After teasing him with the text message he sent, we hung out.

He was dancing with his boyfriend and I guess his boyfriend had a bit too many "party favors" and ended up lightly throwing up on my friends bare back. Ewwww!!!! My friend didn't notice until two other guys pointed it out! A mess!

I didn't see this happen, but they told me about it later. I had to say "Awww, isn't that cute? Your baby gurgled on you!"

I introduced my friends boyfriend as "The Gerber Baby" to a few people in fun! He was embarrassed! Fortunately, it could have been worse. It could have been a guy you just met and liked and while hugging him, you threw up on his back! Ewww! Ewwwwwww!

There were quite a few cute guys... although I kept starting at this one guy's butt... It was BIG! I couldn't help myself! The naughty things I would do with it! He would walk by and I would look down at it? Why can't I have a boyfriend with a big rump? You know I would learn the lyrics to "Baby Got Back", because he definitely would! Nothing worse than having a flat booty that sags in. I don't want to iron my clothes! Give me curves! I want something to grab on to in the middle of the night!

Anyway, that was my weekend in a nutshell. I don't think anything special will be happening in the next few weeks, so I guess i will be hanging around the house or eating dinner with friends.

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