Greeting in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.

My friend Michael is always getting a email trying to trick him into emptying his bank account.

I sent me this little gem:
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 02:07:55 +0800
Subject: Greeting in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.

Greeting in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.

I am Mrs. Deborah Williams,a widow to late David Williams. I am 57years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I wont live more than six months,according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

My late husband killed during the U.S. raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage we could not produce any child. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth.

The doctors has advised me that I may not live for more than six months, so I now decided to divide the part of this wealth,to contribute to the development of the churches in the world. I selected you after visiting web site and I prayed over it.

I am willing to donate the sum of $7,600.000.00 us dollars us dollars to the less privileged. Please
I want you to note that fund is lying in a bank.

I am offering you 30% of the fund to you for your assistant,60% of this money will be used in all sincerity to fund philanthropic organization, orphanages and the balance 10% sent to me to at least prepare for my funeral and off-set my medical bills.

I am taking this decision because I don't have any child or devoted relations whose behavior has left much to be desired while I am ill and above all I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence this bold decision.

I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be sure for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity. May the grace of our lord Jesus the love of god and the fellowship of god be with you.

Get back to me

Yours in Christ.
Mrs.Deborah Williams


I'm just wondering what website she found his name on!

Kiddies, if you see some mess like this, spouting "Yours in Christ" and all, delete this IMMEDIATELY and don't respond back. You'll get 0% of the fees and "Mrs. Williams" will get 100% of your bank account.

You've been warned.

(At least it wasn't from Nigeria again)

But to have fun, let's pretend to write a response back:

Dear Mrs. Jones... er Williams (wrong skit)

I appreciate the offer, but I will have to pass since I know that the only charity your 7 million will go to is the House of Debbie Happy Whore's Holiday fund. That will allow me and select members of the clique to hire sexy boys and travel to various parts of the world with them. Please note that these sexy boys will have to give up every part of their womb or they will be left at whatever destination the refused to render services.

As you see, I plan on doing some FULL sinning with your money. That is if you were serious about the offer in the first place, which I highly doubt. What I think is that your bitch ass would try to raid my poor bank account and take my ducats with you. I see no reason to risk identity theft for your personal gain. Are you sure you're not from Nigeria, sister? Or brother? Or Brother dressed up like a sister?

Anyway, go bother someone else. Go jump off a bridge straight into hell... with your chemo drip machine. Stank Bitch.